Lane splitting. 

"Spanfeller is a twat" (theaspiringengineer) 12/14/2018 at 17:55 • Filed to: MY GREY PANTS TURNED BROWN

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I was lane-splitting (on the F800)  down a fairly large two way street when this happened:

* I see cars approaching, I move back into my lane.*

*A taxi cab violently swerves into me flashing his lights and tooting the horn*

“HAHAAH, Go fuck yourself, faggot!”

*I stare blankly at him as he points his middle finger at me*

*After he passes, I resume splitting*

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*I stop in the designated area for motorcycles when a wild white Sentra appears filled with construction workers (they crossed the yellow line to follow me to the stoplight)*

“ Mijo , they almost flatten ya back there, eh” (They laugh)

*Light turns green, they burnout their tires into the other road, I’m yelled at by the car behind for not moving as fast*

*Sigh*

Chariotoflove > Spanfeller is a twat 12/14/2018 at 17:59

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I’m not surprised everyone was pissed at you.  Lane splitting in a Stinger is dangerous.

Spanfeller is a twat > Chariotoflove 12/14/2018 at 18:00

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I was riding the F800.... Maybe I should clarify that. 

Chariotoflove > Spanfeller is a twat 12/14/2018 at 18:02

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:D

SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media > Spanfeller is a twat 12/14/2018 at 18:10

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Respect for human life is worth less than Bitcoin these days...and depreciating faster.

Spanfeller is a twat > SilentButNotReallyDeadly...killed by G/O Media 12/14/2018 at 18:13

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Honestly.... I don’t even want to know what caused such road rage against a vehicle that wasn’t even blocking his way.

And my mayor got rid of a plan to impose driving tests in this city. I swear that if I was mayor I’d do the opposite; I’d make all current licenses invalid. 

Ash78, voting early and often > Spanfeller is a twat 12/14/2018 at 18:50

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A lot of aggression for a road called Mahatma Gandhi.

This would be more appropriate for Avenida Leon Trotsky, along with a knife in the back or something

I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker > Spanfeller is a twat 12/14/2018 at 21:03

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Honestly I just wouldn’t ride in densely populated areas if shit like this happens this frequently.

Spanfeller is a twat > I like cars: Jim Spanfeller is one ugly motherfucker 12/14/2018 at 21:07

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First time I’ve been (basically assaulted ) treated that way on the motorcycle.

on the bicycle on the other hand, people fucking hate me. 

Spanfeller is a twat > Ash78, voting early and often 12/14/2018 at 21:22

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At least it wasn’t Margaret Mitchell Way

(Yes, I had to look her up to make that pun)